Jizzy Pearl...

[SJ_Skyline]

Stace - yet another great link! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Dean Marshall]

Hey dude, when i waz in the Tatts in 1992, we toured around Europe with Love / Hate as support act, crazy times. Will dig out some pikkies and post on this site soon. Can remember not being able to track some skinz for spliffy's and Jizzy showing us how to use an empty Coke Can to get the job done, a real life saver! Can also remember being in Frankfurt, where me and our roadie Jiv's , proceeded to gob over the backstage balcony on the drummer trying to put him off!! (best when youve drank milk, cos you can get great "stringerz..") Tour was cancelled early, cause skid broke his collor bone skateboarding. (Serve him right for pushin' me down the railway crossing bridge in Arnheim when it wuz snowing like a man!!!)

Marshy

[andy69]

Cheers for the Jizzy tracks Mr Wopper. I'll have a listen later.
Great reading Marshy. More stories please!

[Dean Marshall]

Thanks Andy, i've just noticed your signature "If ya pounce like a cat you'll land on your feet!" .. and in a daydream i think i've had my "Eureka moment.."

Cats land on there feet if dropped from a great height, and butterd bread always lands butter side down if dropped!! So what if you gaffa a slice of buttered bread (Butter side up..) onto the back of a cat, will it just hover!!!! Do this with 2 cats, and after reemin' them out a little with a large candle, slip one on each foot, and you have a new mode of transport .. Fcuk the petrol rize, this will only cost a few quid and will last forever ..(save feeding the cat an' a little butter!!)

;-) Marshy

[Lenni]

Hey Mr Marshall, so you ended up in the Tatts, me and Johnny B went to see the Tatts in Mansfield (B4 your time) and we storms in the dressing room after the gig and I says " you need a new drummer?" the drummer was behind the door. We left.

[Dean Marshall]

Thats the reason i left dude, as a 'competant' bassist having to play with a shite numb-nut drummer is something i wouldnt wish on anyone, Mick "the Dick" Ransome.." was a arse licking ,fake,who every time i saw him just wanted to "twat him.." and the only reason we got a record deal with Music For Nations was due to the fact that he waz shaggin' Alison Joy, one of the writers at Kerrang.

Still i only joined to get noticed, and hopefully use it a band hopping excercise, till i found something of a little more substance .. shallow eh?

Marshy

[SJ_Skyline]

Marshy - you can apply for a government grant to help you develop your invention further!

Might I suggest that the application of beer may help lubricate the old thought processes [img]wink.gif[/img]

During the current "fuel crisis" I have decided to stop sticking my green recycling bin out for collection. Instead I will let the bugger ferment and pipe off the methane to fuel the car [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Lenni]

Marshy Alison was a Barnsley lass, I never thought she would stoop so low, maybe I should pushed it a little and we could have made the Tatts a half decent band. Fuckin small world, good on yer for tryin.

[Dean Marshall]

LMAO:- Sweeeet,nice one, i've just applied for a grant online, for my "Hover boots Project," unfortunately they are not willing to fund the project because, and i quote "Ultimately it a waste of wax, with regards to the candle usage, and on those grounds your application for a grant has been turned down.."

;-) Marshy

[SJ_Skyline]

Bah!

Next time, make sure you say that you will use your own ear wax! [img]wink.gif[/img]